Thursday, May 31, 2007
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship.
Halftime - The period between Sunday school and worship when many choose to leave.
Bench warmer - Those who do not sing, pray, work, or do anything but sit.
Backfield-in-Motion - Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service.
Staying in the Pocket - What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord's work.
Two-minute Warning - The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.
Instant Replay - The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week's illustrations.
Sudden Death - What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes "overtime."
Trap - You're called on to pray and are asleep.
End Run - Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest or fellow member.
Flex Defense - The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.
Halfback Option - The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service.
Blitz - The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.
Monday, May 28, 2007
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Friday, May 18, 2007
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Monday, May 14, 2007
I know that you all probably think that I am a dork for blogging about this but I don't care. I don't know why I waited sooooo long to try this product. It is an amazing cleaning tool. It cleans stuff out of the textured surfaces in the house like nothing else I have tried before. My floors, refrigerator handle, stove handle, dishwasher, railing, and doors and I am just getting started. It is well worth the $2 or $3 that I paid for it.
If you guys know of any other great cleaning products let me know. I am actually a little excited about cleaning now. Just a little though.
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
The Chick-Fil-A cow showed up to cheer the team on. Brandon and Josh are coaching again this year and they don't have to wear pink.
Zach and Jack are soccer buddies. They both have sisters on the team.
The Big "30"
Brandon turned 30 on the 15th. We had a surprise party for him and he actually was surprised. We were in the process of painting and moving that weekend so he figured that I wouldn't have time to do anything. I am thankful to our friends, Jan and Peter, for hosting the shindig. A good time was had by all.